niedziela, 20 maja 2012

Anecdote, english humour about animals.

 This is abstract story, but it's funny. A piece of english sense of humour.

One day a tortoise was walking away along the middle of the long wet Road. It was raining. He wasn’t looking where he was going and he crashed into a snail which was crossing the road. The tortoise disappeared into the crowd, but the snail was injured. An ambulance arrived and took him to hospital. After three days snail felt better and was sitting up in bed. The police came to interview him and showed him photos of different tortoises to see if he could identify the one who had hit him. After seeing fifty photos of identical tortoises, the snail started crying and said:

...I’m sorry. I can’t remember. Everything happened so FAST. :)

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